Happy Thursday all!
Tonight's my weekly Dad's #Pathfinder game. Just a bunch of tired Dad's going through the #StrangeAeons adventure path. And cracking bad jokes along the way.
Our group chat is called Dungeons & #DadJokes.
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My current character (as my previous 2 died) is an Orcish monk. He knows numerous languages and tries to use larger words, but isn't actually very bright so he'll sometimes accidentally say things that are offensive or that have double meanings.
Last week he said to Dream Land pirates attacking our ship, "I am going to fist you thoroughly." Then as he defeated one, "I shall penetrate you with my fists."
He did not see the humor in his words.
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During an encounter back in August, my character was placed under a spell where I was forced to attack my ally (a dwarven spellcasting warrior). I knocked their hit points down to less than 50% in a single round.
After I came to my senses, my character turned to them and said flatly, "I apologize for beating you so thoroughly."
The rest of our group still references that moment.
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